UNSPOKEN

Hi, I'm Heather, I live in London and about 90% of my time is wasted on the internet.

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

(via hate)

3liza:

fuckyoustreetharassment:

Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

proper procedure

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

(Source: hectorsalamanca, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

(via peekachiu)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via intensional)

dont-date-kelso:

medicalmermanica:

Ultimate betrayal

THE LOOK ON THAT KIDS FACE

(Source: reverseracist, via honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini)