“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE SUGGESTING?
so that’s why we haven’t seen the whole regeneration
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
Rebloging just to fuck with everyone who looks at my blog on their laptop
this fucked with me